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Joke of the Day

"Redneck yoga. What did the redneck say to the yoga instructor when she asked him to leave the class? Nahimastay"

"I named my first dog ""What"". Only now did I just realize why the guy on tech support was getting so angry when he repeatedly asked ""What is the name of your first pet?"" and I kept answering ""Yes."""

"A horror movie where the girl in the woods actually outruns the mutated chainsaw murderer, then it shows him sadly limping back to his car."

"I like my jokes they way I like my robots. Killer."

"strange love! Muhammad Ali said that he loved human beings but every time he beat the shit out of every human in the ring. I guess love finds many ways to express itself."

"What streaming site do eldritch horrors use? Cth-Hulu"

"I am the janitor of the World Trade center back in 2001 - AmA Edit: Wow this *blew* up."

"An asian with an STD he can't cure is herpress."

"Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls"

"Horse walks into a bar... ..Barman: ""Why the long face?"""