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Joke of the Day
"Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls"
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"The dog from Air Bud is in a new movie helping deaf kids play sports. It's called Ear Bud."
"Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't play."
"Batman walks into a Wayne Enterprise meeting and starts talking stocks. He realises he forgot to change. He drops a gas pellet and runs out."
"Q: Where do hamburgers go to dance? A: To a meatball."
"What do you call a racist 19th century artist? Oppressionist"
"Whats the diffrence between a cow and 9/11 You cant milk a cow for 12 years. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^sorry"
"Shouting ""put your hands in the air like you just don't care!"" is a fun way to bring a party atmosphere to a bank robbery."
"I bet cannibals were really disappointed by elbow macaroni."
"A doctor says to his patient, ""I have good new and bad news..."" Patient: ""I'd like the good news first"" Doctor : ""Well, you're going to have a disease named after you..."""