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Joke of the Day

"strange love! Muhammad Ali said that he loved human beings but every time he beat the shit out of every human in the ring. I guess love finds many ways to express itself."

"I was once stoned in Memphis And I entered this weird contest where you had to walk on famous Jessicas. I was walking with my feet 10 ft off a Beal."

"There was once a zoo that only had one animal: a dog. It was a pretty Shitzu."

"Aliens scoop me up & put me in a big glass jar w holes poked in the lid. They scatter Pringles inside to simulate my natural environment."

"Why do hipsters hate ice skating? They could never do it before it was cool"

"What's the difference between life and a prostitute? You have to pay a prostitute to fuck you"

"What did the ghost say to the bee? Boo bee"

"What is the biggest scum-hole in the galaxy? Teddybear junction."

"PJ time - Slogan behind an auto rickshaw I couldn't afford Volkswagen. Thus, Auto"

"How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ? They play astronauts and crosses !"