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Joke of the Day

"A Stupid Boyfriend Thought LOL Meant ""Lots Of Love"". So He Sent This Text To His Girlfriend,""You Are Only Girl Of My Life.......LOL""."

"What's the difference between a Grayhound station and a lobster who got a boob job? Ones a crusty ass bus station, the other is a busty ass crustacean."

"*tries to quietly check the football score during a home invasion"

"Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A: Ptera Don"

"I got asked out by 7 girls today... I was in the girls washroom."

"If you send her a message and she doesn't reply in six months she is probably thinking about it"

"Just saw a pensioner do a tribute to the England team. Yep she got off the bus look abit confused and then got back on went home."

"Someone at Sony Studios was arrested for having a bomb in his backpack. He was released after it was determined that it was the script for Ghostbusters"

"And the King of puns said It's going to be another reigny day"

"What do you call a threesome? Q: What do you call a threesome with a man and two women? A: *Fucking awesome.* Q: What do you call a threesome with a woman and two men? A: *Gay sex with a witness.*"