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Joke of the Day
"I'm a social person. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."
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"There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman before marriage & after marriage"
"What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night? Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think."
"Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is the Irishman? A: The one on the motorbike."
"My wife wanted something that went from 0 to 200 in a few seconds for christmas So I bought her a nice sports car."
"Did you hear about the rivalry between the ice cream shops in Texas and Mexico? It was the Battle of the A'la Mode."
"What's long and black? The unemployment line."
"Wanna buy a coffin?! So a guy comes up to me the other day and asked if I wanted to buy a coffin and I said ""That's the last thing I'll ever need."""
"You know what they saw about a guy with a large carbon footprint He is a big dick"
"What do you call a boner you don't want? A groaner."