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Joke of the Day

"It starts with.... Her sinking into your arms And it ends with her arms into your sink"

"Why can a nose not be 12 inches? Because then it would be a foot!"

"I used to hokey pokey But now I turned myself around"

"How did Mace die? He was thrown out the Windu."

"Mom: I think I'll name her Jenny. Dr: I'm sorry, that name is already taken, but you can name her jenny_2828"

"WIFE: why do we even need a gun in the house ME: *fires off 8 rounds just to kill a spider* that's why"

"Picture someone you think is kinda/sorta attractive. Now picture them holding a pizza box."

"Some kids called me fatty as I walked down the street today. I just turned the other chin."

"*interrogating cat* Admit it! You're a Communist! ""Meow"" A no-good red! ""Meow"" Tough guy eh? ""Meow"" We can do this all night. ""Mao"" Youwait"

"Why did the pirate go to Ireland? he thought he was going to Arrrland."