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Joke of the Day
"A guy who doesn't believe in global warming is swimming in Egypt... He's in de-nile"
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"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I'm ok with a 5km but really don't like 10km."
"""This is the police! Put your hands up where I can see 'em!"" ""But I can't-"" ""Now!"" *t-rex panics*"
"What rating do pirate movies always get? PG-13"
"Why was Civil Disobedience such a good essay? Thoreau editing."
"Did you hear about the time Pontius Pilate got really drunk? He ended up nailing Jesus."
"If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton gets in a car crash who will survive? America."
"What does Cam Newton and Fig Newton have in common? They both crumble under pressure"
"What's the difference between a mexican and a perubian? The passport"
"Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% other people cheapening the meaning of the word ""genius""."