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Joke of the Day
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Militant Femminist Barbie ...with an assault rifle"
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"I believe in equality. If we have a 5 day week of work, we should have 5 day weekends as well dammit."
"Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list? Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands"
"Why didn't the hipster have HIV? He fucked Charlie Sheen before he was cool."
"If the Pilgrims were alive today what would they be famous for? Their age!"
"Heard there were some hot deals... at the Baltimore CVS."
"How do you convert Spanish programming into English? Yes++"
"sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!!!"
"So I fucked this bitch last night, but she was really clingy. I asked a friend for his insight, he said ""Yeah man, golden retrievers can be like that sometimes."""
"*Tries to hit the gym* *Gym hits back*"