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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard this joke of a snake walking into a bar? Well not heard, but I have reddit."

"I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee.... Well educated, independent, pretty looking and doesn't nag all day"

"Billy: Hi! What's your name? Johnny: Johnny. B: Hey, what's THAT? J: An iPhone 4. Mom: Who's your new friend, Billy? B: Johnny. He's poor."

"Really, Weather Guy? It's gonna be a ""pleasant"" weekend? How about you go to Stacy's baby shower and report back."

"Tuesday walks into a bar sits down, hangs his head, and says why me."

"You know your relationship is losing its spark when your wife wears a rape whistle to bed."

"How many Scots didn't turn up to vote? One in Fife"

"I wanted to take up yoga. I contacted a yoga instructor and told him I wanted to be able to do the splits. He said ""what's your flexibility like?"" I said ""I can't do Tuesdays""."

"I'm kind of a workplace bad boy. Once I called a dude 'fuckface' in a job interview. Then I didn't even give him the job."

"Whats worse than ants in your pants? Your uncle."