10967

Joke of the Day

"boy: camp counselor, is it true that in some places they don't wipe after using the toilet? jared: shh... let's not talk while making love."

"*standing outside your house I was totally going to stalk you but... *pets your dog instead"

"The workers at the inn aren't very friendly... they create a hostel environment."

"If you hold a gift card close enough to your ear you can hear the person who bought it saying, ""this'll do"""

"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."

"How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. All they're going to do is stand around and talk about changing it."

"What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest? One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor."

"Cross posted to r/Christianity"

"What did Al Gore play on his guitar? An algorithm."

"Let's hollow out a meatball & just live in there forever like James & the giant peach but instead of a peach it's a meatball do you get it?"