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Joke of the Day

"boy: camp counselor, is it true that in some places they don't wipe after using the toilet? jared: shh... let's not talk while making love."

"""I dropped my toothpaste""... ...he said, crestfallen."

"I bet Pocahontas' name was actually Hontas but everybody just knew her by her high school nickname."

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak!"

"A sentence and a phrase is arguing, what did the sentence say? I know where you're coming from this phrase, but I can't see your point."

"5yo: *smells glue stick* Me: DON'T BE SMELLING THAT!! 5yo: it smells like strawberries! Me: give me that...*smells glue stick*"

"JESUS: [walks on water] JUDAS: Actually, the body is 60% water so it's only 40% miracle JESUS: You're killing me, Judas JUDAS: Actually.."

"Secret combination of ingredients for homemade Viagra discovered Add 2 parts MiracleGro to 1 part Fix-A-Flat"

"In the 1970s it was almost impossible to insult someone electronically. Thank god that nightmare is over."

"Couple kissing on the road A Kid On His Way To Home With His Mom Saw A Couple Kissing On The Road, He Suddenly Shouted & Said: Look Mom look, that boy and girl Are Fighting For A Chewing GUM."