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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak!"

"Tim Cook bravely announces he's gay. The world pats his hand like a kindly grandmother. ""We know, dear."""

"Women call me ugly until they hear how much money I make. Then they call me ugly *and* poor."

"here come the bitches starting their winturrrrrr2012<3 facebook photo albums."

"Donald Trump's Presidential Campaign"

"John Cena wakes up in the hospital Cena : Where am I? Nurse : I.C.U Cena : No you can't"

"Surprised ""too much"" still isn't a serving size."

"I heard that they have dogs now that can smell if you've got cancer....... but I just thought that must be the most depressing dog ever to take on a walk. ""Your dog really likes me!!!"" ""I'm so sorry."""

"Did you hear about the ex-porn star who got fired from the gas station? Every time he got close to filling the tank, he'd pull the nozzle out and spray gasoline all over the car."

"Mini M&M's - for when you just can't finish an entire M&M"