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Joke of the Day
"What do a priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? They both came in a little behind."
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"derpy joke i went to the zoo the other day and there was just 1 dog.... it was a shitzu"
"Never make fun of an overweight person with a lisp. They're probably thick and tired of it."
"glorious crime spree after being fired from wal mart., expertly hopping fences, chugging all the seeds out of my neighbors bird feeders,"
"What is Hitler's least favorite sauce?"
"They say you've got to spend money to make money. Feel like there's some middle step I've been missing?"
"There's a gang going through our town, systematically shoplifting clothes in size order ... The police believe they're still at large."
"The best answer to an American Apparel salesperson asking you if you're looking for anything specific is, ""the bottom half of a shirt."""
"In what realm does Thor use his hammer the most? Milfheim"
"If it wasn't for the random passerby with the horrific deformity, I wouldn't know nearly as much about what the top of my shoes looked like."