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Joke of the Day

"I went to the optometrist the other day and he told me I was colourblind... It came right out of the purple"

"I saw a rabbi blessing food while golfing. I mentioned that it seemed strange, but he told me it's parve for the course."

"What's worse than finding a hole in your condom? Finding a condom in your hole!"

"What do you call the foreskin on a gay guy..? Mud flaps"

"Why haven't you ever seen a hippo hiding in a tree? Because they are really good at it."

"When talking with a woman in her 30s, it's super important to always pretend to be shocked when she tells you she's in her 30s."

"I had sex with an escort once but it went horribly wrong. I burned my dick in the exhaust pipe."

"The fun way to tell if a celebrity is crazy is by how many times they delete and reactivate their Twitter account."

"You can tell a lot about a woman by the way she organizes body parts in her freezer"

"Why are mountains so funny? Because they are hill areas. I'll show myself out"