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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a cat joke? Just Kitten"
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"What's the longest word in the dictionary? ""Smiles"" because there is a mile between each S!"
"This cop is driving so fast it's like he's trying to keep up with me"
"M R Ducks Person 1: M R Ducks. Person 2: M R Not. Person 1: O S A R. C M Wangs? Person 2: L I B. M R Ducks! My grandmother told me this when I was 5ish. Don't know why it cracks me up."
"The powerball 1.3 billion dollars"
"What do you do when you see a space man? You park, man."
"Give a woman an inch and she probably won't call you back."
"Dipping dots, more like garbage dots. Go back to the future, dipping dots"
"What does a horny frog say? Rubbit. Stole this from a friend."
"All I do is eat, drink, sleep and tweet. I'm basically just a more annoying version of a Tamagotchi."