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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion? A corpse."
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"Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? A picnic table can support a family of four"
"If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child what would he be called? A subordinate claus."
"""Can I axe you something?"" is actually grammatically correct, if you're a polite lumberjack"
"I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers. But the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back."
"What is a Mexicans favorite band? Hispanic at the Disco"
"If I wasn't too busy adulting... I'd be kidding"
"I don't need to watch the debates, I read a bumper sticker the other day that totally convinced me"
"I will never forget my grandpas last words. ""Stop shaking the ladder you cunt!"""
"I like my women how I like my Christmas trees. Illegally taken in the forest."