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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than a fish in the SS? *Adolf*in. Man, I did *Nazi* that coming."
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"The difference between snowmen and snowwomen. Snowballs."
"What do you call a nose without a body? Nobody knows."
"Use chemicals to remove polish, and no one blinks an eye... Use chemicals to remove the Polish and everyone loses their minds."
"A Roman Emperor orders his guards to arrest his wife. He orders them to Ceas'er."
"the compUtah Maineframe has crashed and Idaho how to fix it. Alaska round to find out Hawaii it happened. Are Delaware of the situation?"
"Just remember whatever you put up with you end up with!"
"Women like silent men... they think they're listening!"
"Welcome to the real Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI."
"One day I'd like to donate to the porn industry for all the free porn I've watched. They've gotten me through some hard times."