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Joke of the Day
"I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way. Through the driver's door."
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"What's online, about to comment, and very judgmental?"
"Gaining Weight? ...It's a piece of cake!"
"Royal Canadian Mounted Police (""Mountie"") joke Did you hear about the near-sighted Mountie?...He tied his whistle to a tree and blew his horse."
"CPR refresher class. We're told, ""If they're not breathing, there's no way you can make it worse."" Woman then trips; kicks dummy's head off."
"A haunted house where they make you look at your checking account balance."
"STEPS TO FOLD A FITTED SHEET 1) PUT SHEET ON BED 2) FOLD BED"
"So i went to my first fight club gathering I arrived a little late, so i did not catch the first part, but i had a great time. I recommend it to everybody."
"Are we done? Can we go? -A memoir."
"Some days, Mos Def only feels Mos Prob."