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Joke of the Day
"What do California zombies eat? Graaaiiins."
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"If women ruled the world, there would be no wars... Just bunch of countries not talking to each other"
"What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't? A bellybutton!"
"Why are spectators so happy with their jobs? Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder"
"What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be."
"The Great Wall of China is one of the 7 wonders of the world just because it's a Chinese product that's lasted more than a month."
"The jokes on pregnancy are not easy to get... It's pretty much inside jokes."
"Did you know Hilary Clinton is an excellent musician? She plays the lyre really well."
"There are three kinds of people in this world... Those that can do Math, and those that can't."
"Hey, courtroom artists. If you think the guy sounds guilty, draw an eye patch or scar. This isn't photography."