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Joke of the Day
"FB sent me a notification. It said my meth lab on Farmville blew up."
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"How much porn did Jared Fogle have on his computer? A pedobyte."
"[babies txting] ""my dad's thumb just came off"" wtf ""woah wait its back on again"" no way ""great he's stole my nose now"" im phoning the police"
"The ""letters to the editor"" page of your local newspaper is like Twitter for the elderly."
"I bet the guy who programs Angry Birds can't walk into a building without thinking about exactly where he'd hit it to make it fall down."
"Old people love My grandma rubbed butter on granddad's feet when he was ill. He went downhill fast after that."
"What do you get when you cross and owl and a bungie cord? . . . . . . . . . . ...My ass"
"What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking? Vaporeon"
"What does a musician use to build a house? A tuba-four"
"What is the National bird of Pakistan? Drone"