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Joke of the Day
"What did the astronomer say to the telescope in lingerie? ""Hubble, Hubble."""
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"Dating tip: surprise your date by being a giraffe"
"I can't pet a cat without plotting world domination."
"6: Daddy the floor is lava! Me: Oh yeah? *Pushes wife off chair*"
"After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date..."
"What's the right age to stop running naked from the bedroom to the bathroom?"
"A nuclear physicist is drinking at Oktoberfest... He approaches the bar to and calls over a barman. The barman asks what he would like, and the physicist raises one finger and says, ""Ein Stein""."
"The place I store my loud elf Shhh elf"
"I went to a whorehouse the other day... The sign outside said ""We're closed so beat it"""
"I have CDO. It's like OCD, but in alphabetical order as it should be."