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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bee in the garage? Garbage."
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"i asked my trainer which machine at the gym i should use to impress the girls... he pointed outside and said "" the ATM machine"" i had 15$'s left though.."
"How Long is a Chinese Mans name. Yes, yes it is. Old joke my grandpa like to tell."
"I'm learning how to play the neurotic guitar. It's a lot like an acoustic guitar but it's a little more high strung."
"I don't see any former child prodigies/spelling bee champions solving any of the world's problems. Thanks for nothing, you little burn-outs."
"A blonde chick gets a tattoo... of a conch shell on her inner thigh. ""Why did you get that tat in that spot"" her friend asked her. ""So that when you put your ear against it you can smell the ocean."""
"What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy? rated movies."
"A doctor amputated a hand on a patient and the doctor said to the patient ""on the other hand... you aren't disabled"""
"Remove dead skin by hurling yourself into an active volcano."
"What's a nuns favorite day of the week? Sununday."