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Joke of the Day

"Can someone go to the gym and work out for me? I'm trying to finish this pint of ice cream. Thanks"

"This girl told me she was saving herself for Jesus I said Jesus probably isn't going to fuck you."

"They say only pedophiles won't get this joke..."

"You want to know my favorite letter in the gangsta's alphabet? GHETT-O!"

"My girlfriend and I couldn't agree on which guitar strings to play In the end we struck an A Chord"

"Why is it called the ""color TV""? Because it was invented by a black person!"

"Did you know that West Virginia's state sport is sex? It's a game the whole family can enjoy!"

"If you're upset about the presidential election, just wait four years then you'll be able to choose between Trump or Kanye"

"Why can't two Asians make their own Caucasian babes? Because two wongs don't make a white!"

"A Doctor and patient Doctor: ""I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."" Patient: ""What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"" Doctor: ""Nine""."