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Joke of the Day

"Did a T Rex have two copies of each chromosome? I reckon it was a diploidocus"

"Look, all I'm saying is, you never see Nikki Manaj and E.T. in the same place at the same time."

"A woman behind me got run over today. She was following me on twitter."

"What do you do to an elephant with three balls? Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!"

"After coming out of hibernation the Philae Lander has some tough decisions. Reserve that free Windows 10 upgrade or not...?"

"A patient in his hospital bed asks his doctor... Patient: Doctor, how much time do I have left to live...? Doctor: Ten Patient: Ten what...? Doctor: Nine..."

"What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages? They both fear the wurst"

"For the New Year, I vow to take a selfie at 720p.m. It's a decent resolution."

"What's the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? You can't hear an enzyme"

"I found a ""Fresh Baked Bread"" scented candle I bought it because I love the smell of fresh bread. But when I lit it, it smelled like toast."