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Joke of the Day
"What is nasal sex? Fuck nose"
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"What came first, internet porn or ""clear all search history""?"
"What do you call a blowjob from a vampire? Blood sausage."
"What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh?? You gonna eat that?"
"On the Titanic 0 people died from alcohol poisoning and 1,500 people died from drinking too much water. You decide which is more dangerous."
"Don't lie, steal, or cheat... The government hates competition."
"This may seem random, but C Minor... On a related note, E flat."
"I saw Adam Sandler at the beach He said he went there for the SAND"
"My dad just text me, ""I'm fleeing the cuntry."" I'm like, ""Wtf does that mean"". His reply? ""Your mom."""
"If Al Gore had a band, it'd be called... The Algorithms. I'm sooooooooooo sorry for this. :("