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Joke of the Day

"Morning workout: Turn on treadmill. Untangle headphones for 14 minutes. Get frustrated, leave and eat doughnuts."

"""Bear with me"" -A Russian bear trainer"

"There is guy who knows most of secrets of the World That guy name is Mister-Lee [Mystery]"

"How does Donald Trump adopt pets? He just grabs the first pussy he sees."

"How many Police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."

"Why does the police officer get up early in the morning? To beat the crowds."

"I had a dream about Captain Crunch It was really cereal"

"A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number."

"I tried making a belt that had a watch for a buckle ... it was a waist of time."

"Q: What did the leper say to the hooker? A: Keep the tip."