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Joke of the Day
"I had a dream about Captain Crunch It was really cereal"
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"The best way to tell someone you don't like them is to text them 370HSSV 0773H and tell them to read it upside down."
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"Doing LEGO with my son is like assisting during surgery. 6yo: Flat gray piece. Me: Here. 6: 5 square red blocks. M: Here. 6: I said RED!"
"I told a girl to text me when she gets home. She must be homeless."
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"I used to be a Banker But I lost interest"