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Joke of the Day

"A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number."

"Congrats to everyone who just got cast in the new Star Wars movie. The film industry is telling you they think you look like an alien."

"What do you call a women with two brain cells? Pregnant."

"""Rain, rain, go away, come to a poor African nation watered only by tears."" Bono's nursery rhymes are the worst."

"Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor"

"Q: Dad why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage? A: Because son it is more difficult to hit a moving target."

"Well, here goes nothing ..."

"Your momma is so stupid That her adult child is still reading and downvoting Yo momma jokes."

"What is a Jawa's favorite drink? Martini"

"Guess what? Dickbutt"