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Joke of the Day
"Of all the kisses I've gotten in my life. That is the first."
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"If alcohol kills germs and laughter is the best medicine, I'm the healthiest person on the planet."
"*time travels an infinite number of times to stop myself from eating the pizza but every time, future me just joins past me in eating it*"
"I told my girlfriend to prepare to seek immediate medical help. Because she was about to experience an erection lasting longer than four hours."
"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a plane crash. Who survives? Reposts."
"Sometimes I just like to sit on the couch and do nothing for 3 years."
"What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dictator. EDIT: In regards to BattletardBlacknigga, I also heard this joke from my dad. Which was awkward but made it funnier in a weird way....."
"Why did the turtle cross the road? ...to get to the Shell station."
"I rate the next One Direction album... ...four out of five stars."
"What did the nosey pepper do? It got jalepeno business!"