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Joke of the Day

"Of all the kisses I've gotten in my life. That is the first."

"What's the most disloyal animal to it's mate? A cheetah."

"911: What's your emergency? Me: Hunting accident. I think my friend is dead 911: Can you verify that he's dead? *gunshot* Me: Yep, he's dead"

"There's a reason you don't see many Jedi in relationships. They always try to force it."

"EMOTICON GUIDE :) I'm happy ;) Having a seizure. Still happy :/ Having a stroke. Not happy :( I'm a grouper .) Lost an eye. Still happy"

"Do you know the difference between genius and stupid? ""Genius has its limits."""

"How does a mathematician solve his constipation problem? He works it out with a pencil! = "

"Why did the chicken cross the road? The butcher didn't finish the job."

"Like my nana used to always say, ""screen shots say more about the person sharing them than anything else"""

"Teacher: Are you good at math ? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Yes I'm no good at math !"