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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the hipster compound? It's ionic."

"Two guys walked into a bar... ...the third one ducked."

"Two magicians were walking down the street... one turned into a store."

"When geese fly in a ""V"" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side."

"This guy called me ""mindless"". I didn't think much of it."

"Kopi Luwak is supposed to be the finest coffee in the world. I don't agree. Its still shit!"

"Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff? She had mittens on."

"Me: [Sits down to eat breakfast] Girlfriend: Babe, you forgot the French Toast Me: Oh sorry [raises glass] VIVE LA FRANCE!"

"You're 35 weeks pregnant and gonna make me do math?"

"What do yo call a Mexican Titanic? Sink-o De Mayo haah"