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Joke of the Day

"My sons ebola joke What do Africans have for breakfast? Ebola cereal :) (Be kind,he's only 14 lol)"

"q: what's brown and sits on the piano, steaming ? a: Beethoven's 1st movement."

"Have you heard the one about the bed? No? That's 'cause it hasn't been made yet."

"Vodka giveth and vodka taketh away... It giveth me a hangover and taketh away my underpants. Amen."

"I just watched one kid call his twin brother ugly and now I'm just waiting for him to realize what that means"

"Sometimes I find myself feeling hopeful for the future of the human race but then I remember there are grown men who like My Little Pony."

"What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A bull-shiht!"

"Did you guys hear the one where the Imam joins the priest and rabbi walking into the bar? That's because muslims can't drink."

"Funny how the closer I get to the bar the friendlier I become."

"Me: Compassion is my compass. Him: We've been lost for 3 days and you gave your coat to a bear that looked cold."