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Joke of the Day
"My sons ebola joke What do Africans have for breakfast? Ebola cereal :) (Be kind,he's only 14 lol)"
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"I couldn't figure out why my car exhaust was so quiet... It left me baffled!"
"Damn girl are you Lassie? Because you're acting like a bitch."
"""OMG I'm so wet right now"" - Me after washing a spoon"
"Do you know cat owners are 50% less likely to suffer from a heart attack mainly because their hearts are already broken"
"What does Trumps Hair and a Thong have in common..? They both barely cover the asshole."
"How does one know a man is going to say something smart?..His senentences start with ""A woman once told me.."""
"Today was so terrible, I thought Steven Seagal was in it."
"The 7 Drug Habits Of High, Ineffective People"
"Why is ""jizz"" such a great word? Because of how nicely it rolls off your tongue"