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Joke of the Day
"Who takes the most drugs? The police."
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"Sports Authority must be a publisher now... ..All I hear now are discussions about Chapter 7 and Chapter 11!"
"What do you get when you cross a gay man and a jew? A hit Brodway show"
"What is the most honest vegetable? Beetruet"
"The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart."
"What do you call people who worship paper bags? Sack religious"
"I feed my cat lemons. He's a real sour puss."
"For Mother's Day, I told my teens, I'm going to reenact every detail of each of your births."
"My mate needed a bit of help building his clock. So I gave him a hand."
"This just in: A white flag factory has burned to the ground in Paris... ... Effectively crippling the French military."