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Joke of the Day

"Snooker is like sex. The pink is more valuable than the brown."

"Charlie Sheen... ... He's on a drug called Zidovudine Too soon?"

"I read a story about a guy who cried while pleasuring himself. It was a real tear jerker."

"Wanna know why I prefer sponge cakes to Jesus? Because sponge cake doesn't take 3 days to rise."

"Why is Windows 10 like a moody teenager? Because nobody gets it."

"This year's Pulitzer Prize for Fiction... will probably go to some guy explaining why he had an Ashley Madison account."

"I tried to do stand up comedy Didn't work so well since I'm in a wheelchair."

"What does a vagina and the Mafia have in comman? One slip of the tongue and your in deep shit."

"Sidebar rule: Reposts are allowed... ...and clear statement that you want to take credit for someone else's work."

"What will reddit never know? Victoria's Secret..."