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Joke of the Day

"Sidebar rule: Reposts are allowed... ...and clear statement that you want to take credit for someone else's work."

"The number one cause of depression in people over 30 is hearing co-workers resentfully sing, ""Happy Birthday"" just to get cake."

"A woman grows a plant in a blossoming business as a CEO."

"When you get laid off. :("

"How do you catch a unique rabbit? You 'Neak Up On It."

"Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother!"

"[Slightly NSFW] What's the difference between a computer and a woman? Computers will take floppies."

"How did Tiger Woods get the name Tiger? His mom is Thai and his dad is......."

"Hurricanes, famine, disease, war crimes, child molestation, political corruption. And Jesus appears to mankind on a slice of toast."

"What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common? The harder you hit it the more English you get"