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Joke of the Day

"A guy with a lisp once told me he would kill me in this very spot... He said it was my final deathtination."

"Doctor, reaching for a piece of paper: ""Are you on any meds?"" Me: ""You might want to grab a notebook."""

"What does a sick deception eat? A bowl of Chicken noodle coupe"

"Obesity levels in the U.K. are rapidly declining. They're dropping pounds fast"

"What do you call a goblin with an injured leg? A hobblin' goblin"

"I got in touch with my inner self today. That's the last time I buy cheap toilet paper."

"I got an iPad from my chinese friend... I love homemade gifts!"

"A man stopped breathing today at a bar... A lady then screamed out ""ANYBODY KNOW CPR"" I yelled back. ""I know the whole damm alphabet!"" Everyone Laughed... Well except 1 guy..."

"When you get 3 out of 4, its... not half bad!"

"Jay-Z should open a pizza place. But all good pizza places need a nice Italian name, he could name it.. Lou Menotti's."