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Joke of the Day
"Asian Jokes are just wong"
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"What's so good about living in Switzerland? Not sure but the flag's a big plus."
"Can you identify yourself Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""
"I asked my friend what he gave up for lent... He said Christianity."
"When applying for a job in the hair industry... Do you have to hand in your Tresemme?"
"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? Addictionary"
"Fine! I do actually believe in a higher being.. His name is Jonathan and he's about 5 inches higher than me. That bastard."
"Why was the violist standing outside the door? He didn't know when to come in"
"For fathers day, I bought my dad a $100 gift card to the Apple Store... He said ""Thanks for the phone charger, son."""
"what a compliment by husband../ Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""