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Joke of the Day
"Why does the coffee taste like shit? Because it was ground this morning."
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"Want to know the secret to killing two birds with one stone? Throw it twice."
"There was a fire at the local university. It was a smoke-free campus, so everyone present was arrested."
"I could have sworn I saw fig flavored altoids the other day.. must have been a figment of my imagination."
"Guys are all, ""Wanna go to my bachelor party?"" because asking, ""Wanna hang out in a room and get boners together?"" would be gross."
"What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide? Egypt me!"
"I have a job crushing pop cans. It's soda pressing."
"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one retarded thing came out of her vagina."
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