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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if AM realizes how bad it sucks compared to PM and FM?"
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"If you're American when you go into the toilet, and Asian when you come out, what are you on the toilet? European!"
"What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius? ISIS"
"Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!"
"I was let down in life by two people My mum, my dad and my maths teacher"
"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because they can't fit into D-Shells."
"Pulled out all of my eyelashes so I can make more wishes. 1st wish: MONEY! 2nd wish: FRIENDS! 3rd wish: eyelashes :("
"what did they call the Mexican after losing a finger minus juan"
"Police officer to a driver: ""OK, driver's license, vehicle license, first aid kit and warning triangle."" Driver: ""Nah, I've already got all that. But how much for that funny Captain's cap?"""
"(Request) My uncle is trying to remember a Sarah Palin joke about her having a kid with down syndrome. Comment them here and I'll pass em along. Thanks a bunch :)"