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Joke of the Day
"I wonder if AM realizes how bad it sucks compared to PM and FM?"
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"What's the difference between how black men treat their beer and their children? If a black man asks you to hold his beer, you can be sure that he'll come back for it."
"Facebook is in a relationship with the stock market and it's complicated."
"What happens to deposed kings? They get throne away."
"What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven"
"I'm starting to wish I were a werewolf so I'd have a better reason for waking up nude in public with no memory of how I got there."
"There are two types of people in life... Those who think there are two types of people in life and the rest."
"I received some food stamps the other day They tasted terrible."
"When my mate turned 40, I sent him a CD in the mail... When my mate turned 40, I sent him a CD in the mail: UB40 A month later, on my 40th, I received a CD in the mail from him: U2"
"During sex it's perfectly fine to say ""yeah"", ""yes"", and ""oh yes"" but how awkward would it be if someone kept screaming ""yep"""