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Joke of the Day

"I don't understand why banks keep their pens chained to the counter If I trust you with my money, then you should trust me with your pen!"

"I had surgery to change myself from Asian to Caucasian. It was a real eye opening experience"

"I always post things in the right sub. I guess you could say I do it subconsciously."

"""ice, ice, baby. ice, ice, bab--no ice-- no thats definitly a babey"" - man who has a job sorting babys and ice at the ice & baby factorey"

"First time I ever saw a dry-erase board I said ""that's remarkable."""

"What did the perverted frog say? Rub-it!"

"Something tells me a handjob from Superman would be.... ...a ripoff"

"I just had sex with Jesus Christ I wasn't prepared for his second coming."

"Girl are you sitting on an F5 key? Cause that ass is refreshing."

"Did you guys hear about the mob of comedians? It was a riot."