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Joke of the Day
"Ancestry.com will not get a cent of my money until they can tell me which apes I came from."
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"Why is it easier for women to shave ""downstairs"" than men? They don't have to go through as many obsticles."
"me: [first gang practice] is snack time before or after the murders"
"How do monkeys go down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster! :D"
"How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb? 3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were."
"I bet you are a Taurus... because you are a fat cow."
"What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being special."
"Scars make a man handsome? Bathe your cat every day and you'll become the sexiest man in the city very soon!"
"Where do weirdos ride their bicycles? Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)"
"Every time i tell people i want to be a comedian they laugh. See, im that good!!"