27833

Joke of the Day

"I quit drinking and my beer belly is now a pot belly."

"I'm diabetic, and I can't eat sweets It'll cost me an arm and a leg. (It's ok for me to post this, cos I am actually a diabetic)"

"whats the worst part about cooking vegetables? putting the wheelchair into the oven."

"I went to look at tents today. But I didn't buy one. There was nothing before them, there was no pre-tents."

"Does a roller coaster like its work? It has its ups and downs."

"What do you call a communnist sniper? A Marxman"

"What did one crow say to the other? Caw dude?"

"I've never falsely accused someone of hacking, whether aimbotting, wall hacking, or speed hacking They were all just really good at hiding it!"

"What did the bear say after eating the doctor? I feel M.D. inside."

"How many good deeds do you need to be called a superhero? Because If it's one or less, I'm totally there."