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Joke of the Day

"Elephants Did you know an elephant's sexual organs are in its feet? if they step you, you're fucked!"

"It's impossible for a woman to say I'm not overreacting' without screaming."

"Google glasses? No thanks, too much tech. It's weird ""You can secretly watch Netflix at work"" Oh, please take literally all of my money."

"What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? He stole the show!"

"GTA V for the PC is taking so long to release... all of the radio stations will play classic hits."

"""What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?"" ""...What?"" "" -Toes."" ""Out. Just get out."""

"Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die? Because deep down they're really nice people."

"The Pokemon Champs The pokemon shooters should've blocked the exits if they wanted to be successful, ""gotta catch em all,"" remember!"

"Weekends are like an ORGASM: It takes a lot to get there and when you finally do, it's over in no time!"

"Special olympics joke [0 upvotes 'cause no one cares about special olympics]"