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Joke of the Day

"GTA V for the PC is taking so long to release... all of the radio stations will play classic hits."

"Me and my wife are getting a divorce so we are splitting the house ... She gets the inside. I get the outside."

"What do you call a chinese Jehovah's witness? Ding Dong"

"Where do they categorize the history books in an Indian library? Naan-Fiction."

"How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction? There both just honestly happy to finish"

"A friend went to the CVS in Baltimore after the looting to pick up some items, the only things left behind were sun tan lotion and father's day cards."

"Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had not arms."

"What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA? Rosalind Franklin's notes."

"Having a talk about drugs with my 11 yr old, and she said ""If I'm going to do anything, it will be hot boys."" I think I just had a stroke."

"What do you call a chubby girl that's high? A baked potato."