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Joke of the Day

"""What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?"" ""...What?"" "" -Toes."" ""Out. Just get out."""

"Did you know ""bathtub"" backwards is still ""bathtub""? It's not, but for a second there you believed me."

"Why do drug dealers hate prostitutes? Because prostitutes can wash their crack and sell it again."

"The power steering went out in my car. Rather than fix it I've decided to get stronger."

"My Version Of Flirting! My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive and hoping they're braver than I am."

"Im gonna tell my daughter to lay off the liquor, cause I love her! (...and I dont want her to mess up her kidneys before I need one)"

"What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends? Old Bay."

"""You know what pal, lay your own damn eggs"" - jerk chicken"

"What do you call the useless piece of skin on the dick? The man"

"My wife keeps telling me to stop drinking I tell her to stop lying, there is no way she can see through 2 black eyes."