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Joke of the Day

"look, men and women are BIOLOGICALLY different. ever since the cave man times boys have loved cars and girls have loved toy ovens"

"Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? He had lost his contacts!"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? ...I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face"

"How soft is Bill Gate's pillow? Microsoft."

"Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."

"I'd just like to thank my English teacher for defining the word Many' for me. It means a lot."

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cherry ! Cherry who ? Cherry oh see you later !"

"What is the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut? 2-3 weeks tops."

"DETROIT: im doing a secret show at 8pm tonigt at a small club dowmtown! mesage me for details!!! ME: omg a talkimg city"

"""What's an FAQ?"" is probably an FAQ."