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Joke of the Day

"What's the sharpest thing in the world? A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole."

"Why can't there be a Santa Pig? Pigs don't fit in chimneys."

"What did the woman say when she was diagnosed with cerebal palsy? Nothing, she was too disabled to speak"

"black turf what do you call a black guy buried from the neck up Afro turf"

"Girl told me she had a dream that I made love to her I mean, technically, she didn't say ""dream,"" she said ""nightmare,"" but close enough."

"My girlfriend wanted me to go to yoga with her the other day. I waved her off and said ""Nah 'ma stay."""

"My dentist asked me if I had a problem with my gums bleeding. You'd have to be really laid back to not have a problem with that."

"What is Jesus' favorite workout? Pontius Pilates"

"Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering."

"I'm starting a petition to put Michael Jackson on the twenty dollar bill. Actually he would probably prefer to be on the tens."