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Joke of the Day

"How many Chinese people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, while the rest were kung fu fighting"

"I hope we're past the point in naval technology where loose lips still have the potential to sink ships."

"Whats the difference between an arts degree and a large pizza A large pizza can feed a family of 4"

"What's the Mexican version of the Klan? Que Que Que"

"[describing sketch artist to criminal] He was pretty good at drawing pictures."

"Coworker: You smell good. What is that? Armani? Me: Thanks! It's Febreze. I just took a dump."

"If 1 in 5 Women get raped Then why don't they just travel in packs of fours?"

"How many police chefs does it take to beat an egg None, the little brown bastard accidentally fell down the stairs."

"I'm always extra nice to the guy who used to deliver my mail. I'd hate to get into a fist fight with an ex-professional mail boxer."

"[At auto store] Employee: How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires? ""Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."""