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Joke of the Day

"I like to stop at the UPS store late at night and leave little notes on their door letting them know I stopped by but they weren't open."

"My girlfriend and I were so happy for 22 years. Then we met."

"Don't you just hate clickbait titles? Gotcha!"

"What do you call a cross between a joke and a hypothetical question?"

"If Trump wins the election *Orange* is the new *Black*"

"Going to a restaurant alone makes me feel like a dinosaur in Jurassic Park Everyone is just there to watch me eat."

"What type of shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans."

"British seasons: Spring: Two months Summer: Eight minutes Autumn: Three weeks Winter: Seven years"

"Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side!"

"Telling your date that she reminds you of your ex is a bit like farting after a curry. It's risky and is probably not best done during a blowjob."