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Joke of the Day
"Life is lot like a Pe*nis! Simple, soft, Straight, hanging Freely then a woman make it hard......"
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"Those ""You Are Here"" maps at bus stops are very simple in Detroit. They all just say ""Fucked."""
"What kinda pet would John Wayne get?... He'd get a long little doggie."
"Why did all the guys like the bus driver? She was busty."
"Get your faces tattooed on each other, so if the wife ever says 'you're a joke' you can say 'the joke's on you' and disarm the situation."
"- Baby, I can't sleep. - And it was pissing you off that I could?"
"What did the hookers left leg say to the right leg? Between you and me, we can make a lot of money."
"Did you hear about the Mexican Criminal trio? They got away from the scene without a tres."
"I spend more time on twitter than I do in church. I'd rather vent to imaginary friends on the Internet than to imaginary friends in the sky."
"How do you make a baby cry? Drop it. How do you make a baby stop crying? Drop it again."