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Joke of the Day
"- Baby, I can't sleep. - And it was pissing you off that I could?"
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"GOOD COP: Three robberies in the same neighborhood ...do you know what I'm thinking? PSYCHIC COP: Yes GOOD COP: Oh right"
"Burn victims never travel alone They always stick together"
"Whats the difference between a fetus and a meme? You cant kill a Meme"
"How do you make your GF cry during sex? Phone her... ;)"
"Cake: the answer, no matter the question."
"How I want to die... I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"Then there was the noodle who wanted all his life to be an M... but when he finally got his wish, no one believed him cause he was an M pasta..."
"Why do women get yeast infections? (NSFW) So they know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt."
"What is the definition of confusion? Father's day in Harlem"