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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizzas dont scream when you put them in the oven..."

"Would you like to learn about the Mormon Church? ""No thanks."" Don't judge too quickly. We have a lot of sects... ""WHERE DO I SIGN UP?"""

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN!! - Shorty"

"Which bounty hunter specializes in tracking elves? Jingle Fett"

"What is black, autist and takes about 9 months to grow. Non of your concern."

"How do I know you're not John Cena? I can see you"

"How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat? When she fits in your wife's clothes."

"I'm going to open a restaurant and call it I Don't Care. So us men can finally take u women to the place u want to go to when we ask"

"Today Donald Trump renewed his talk about surveillance on Mosques, gun control and adding alligators to FBI No Fly lists."

"I told myself I should stop drinking .. .. but I'm not about to listen to some weirdo that talks to himself"